A blogger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, I can't serve you here unless you are wearing a tie."
The blogger says, "Okay, I'll be right back," and goes to the car to find anything that can be used for a tie. All there is is a set of jumper cables, so the blogger ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "How's this?"
The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."
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