The other day, while filling up with gas at the corner station, wearing my pajama attire, which consists of sweat pants, a t-shirt, and, if I recall correctly, no bra, and flip-flops - oh, and slight bed-head, a somewhat elderly man gave me a filthy look while pulling up at the pump beside me. As this happens to me somewhat regularly (in a variety of different outfits), I pft'd to myself and went about my business.
I then gave him the benefit of the doubt - maybe he wasn't gunnin' me off, maybe I imagined it. Maybe, he walks around with that filthy look of disdain on his face all the time.
However, as I was starting up my car to leave he walked passed me again, the look of disdain clear as he peered into my car.... he then proceed to cross himself- as in, yes, The Father, The Son, and the Holy Fucking Ghost.
To which I just want to say, "Bitch, just because 'women seem wicked when you're unwanted' doesn't actually make me EVIL!"
I am so sick and tired of bitter, can't get laid, men putting their shit on women.
When I go out for the day, I do not deviously plan to splay my breasts o' plenty out so that you will weep at my feet and do my bidding. Fact of the matter is -you don't even occur to me. All I wanna do is drop my fucking kids off - without you crossing yourself because of my very existence.
Now, I wouldn't have written about that goof at the gas station, but I heard an acquaintance-ish of mine, a single guy, say that "women are evil because they use their sex as power" and it just seemed like something needed to said, as if this acquaintance was only a few years away from being just like that disdainful old man, cursing woman and their womanly wiles, using 'god' to protect him from their evil ways (by the way, good luck with that).
Apparently, how we use this 'power' is: we don't want to have sex with you. Our power seems to be that we are not attracted to you or your cock... therefore we are evil bitches for parading about in clothes that we enjoy wearing and being common-courtesy-friendly. Fuckin' cock teases. We should be ashamed of ourselves! Going out in public and not being attracted to you enough to sleep with you - how dare us?!
To be perfectly clear - I've heard this type of statement a few times from men in regards to all women, not just the ones that actually are flaunting their business. In fact, it's those nice ones that aren't flaunting their business that are the real evil ones, because they give the look like they're all "nice and stuff" but really, they're the truly evil ones because they are secretly luring you in by looking good and normal- but then you ask them out and they *gasp* turn you down... and suddenly, you see their evil clearly. Nasty little bitches going about their business.
So, it seems, the short of it is this, because you are not a complete enough human to attract a partner - we are withholding sex and rubbing the fact that you love our lady bits in your face? Do I have that right?
On behalf of any and all women who agree with me - grow the fuck up. asshole(s).
...and don't fucking cross yourself when you look at me, damn it! That pisses me off.
13 people said some stuff:
I loved this post. I'm a guy but whatever. Loved the part about how the nice looking ones are the real evil ones, and I've definitely been humiliated by "nice girls". Maybe one day I'll figure it out.
Well thanks for not being one of the douche bags Jimmy :) - the world needs more people like you! Especially with all your animal saving, too. You the man.
oh, and, good luck on figuring it out. I wish you the best.
Mantra,
You kill me. I love you. You don't beat around the bush.
Maybe the Arabs got it right.
Thanks for writing about this. I wonder if the gas station dude thought that you were some kind of demon that he needed to exorcise. Assholes are every where but the ones that hide behind religion really get my goat.
"Maybe the Arabs got it right" that's classic! yawn. Got anything better?
Well thanks Syd. I couldn't agree with you more about people hiding behind their beliefs like that. Lame. And, I'm most sure the gas station dude thought I was in need of an exorcism, but my demons are beautiful and living rent free for as long as they like!
Maybe the nudists got it right.
meh, kinda lame but sure. And, as a closet nudist, I guess I would tend to agree.
Nothing lamer than a closet nudist.
Ya know, it took a lot to admit to that. AND, I agreed with you!
I was being nice and sweet, and after all that, you call me lame? ouch.
besides, I'm sure I can think of something lamer than a closet nudist
How the hell am I supposed to know you dont advertise your closet nudism. Besides you started it! So nanynanybooboo. Hurry up and write another blog dammit. Another bra-less one.
Um, I'm pretty sure you should just know.
As for a new post, well, I guess you'll have to wait until someone pisses me off and hope that I'm bra-less when it happens. dammit.
So real soon. Cool. :)
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