Pee in my Cornflakes (and then some)

Sometimes, I rather like it when someone pisses in my cornflakes. I like it when I can look at a picture of you, or you, and think... yeah, fuck off.

I walk around my pompidity like a prancing pink salmon swimming down stream - smoking a cigarette because I can.

I wish I could harness this feeling for longer periods of time. There is something attractive about being a bit of a bitch (to people who deserve it (you know who you are even if I don't) ) and not caring what people think, it's very freeing.

So, and without further ado, to those of you who know they deserve a little spiritually healthy finger of a certain length, this ones for you. hugs, xx's, and a happy fucking new year.

Now, having said that, I am going to leave and go do unmentionable and lewd things to my brains, and I'm going to do it until I'm fucking exhausted.







ps: if you're reading this and realize it's not you that needs the spiritual finger but know someone that does... feel free to hit the Facebook button and pass it on. Call it constructive criticism, they'll understand. It could be, like, your new year's resolution to help all your friends by passive aggressively telling them to fuck off - in my bitchy state, I would enjoy that.